Porn Hub! All hail the almighty one! The king of free porn sites! Often misspelled as "PronHub", "PorHub" or "Poenhub" by degenerates, it was founded in 2007 by Matt Keezer, who sold it to Fabian Thylmann in 2010, because the fucker probably cared more about the money than the website itself.
It became part of the Manwin branch, now known as Mindgeek. Other giants in the network include sites like YouPorn and RedTube, and they also own a shit-ton of premium sites like Brazzers and Digital Playground.
Porn Hub ain’t the #1 most popular porn site in the world, but it does have the most porn—almost 11.4 million videos, as of this writing!
Look, I’m not going to jerk your chain around too much. I’m pretty certain you’ve visited PornHub.com before. Maybe you’re even one of the hundreds of thousands who have visited the site today, as they do every day.
Hell, you’ve probably utilized the site for forearm exercise enough that you could write your own review, huh? As the king daddy of porn tubes, they set the example that lesser tubes strive to emulate. Let’s take a look at some of the things that make PornHub what it is.
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Did you know that Pornhub made an appearance in 2013’s romantic comedy, Don John? I bet you think your lonely existence in mom’s basement is Hollywood material now, too, huh? The movie's about a fap addict who can't stop masturbating to Internet porn,even though he’s always getting laid. I wonder why the fuck they asked closet fag Joseph Gordon-Levitt for the main role instead of me. Do you see a skinny loser like him fucking a co-star like Scarlett Johansson? Yeah,the director didn't think so either, which is why he’s downgraded to Julianne Moore by the end!
Yeah, PornHub.com is favored by movie dudes, stinky library bums, you, your co-workers, and everyone else. Donald Trump reportedly searches the site for his Russian pee tape every morning, and every night your mom yells at your dad, “Get off Porn Hub and come to bed!” It’s just easier jerking it to hot teens than waiting
20 minutes for Viagra to kick in and stick it in your mom’s sandy desert cooch. Speaking of teens, the site’s drum intro is a goddamn meme among the TikTok set, forcing parents, teachers, and guidance counselors everywhere to pretend they don’t recognize it. Seriously, everybody fucking loves this website.
Part of that popularity stems from their massive range of categories. Their Categories page lists 100 major subgenres of smut, from Blowjob and Anal, to Asian and Ebony, to Big Tits and Old/Young. They’ve got 300,000 DIY fuck flicks filed under Amateur, 15,000 Vintage sex films your dad and grandpa used to jerk off to, and nearly 20,000 pieces of smut that are apparently Popular With Women. I’m a sucker for the Public obscenity and Lesbians, while you neckbeards will crank it to the Cartoon porn and Hentai,and the kinksters can dive into the Bondage area and Fetish section.
Family fun fans are going to be disappointed by the conspicuous absence of an official Taboo genre. A search for the term “Incest” turns up literally nothing, but you can still turn up a ton of porn by searching for “Taboo” or “Step”. It’s still there, like it is everywhere else, but they don’t like to make too much noise about
it. The same goes for their Pee videos, which are also available by the thousands.
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